Archer Parquette

Worthless Trash | Archer Parquette | Substack

by Archer Parquette

About Archer Parquette

It’s all in the title, folks. This newsletter promises nothing more than trash that is worthless.

I’m Archer. The guy who writes this terrible newsletter. Every week, I churn out another article for you beloved readers. Sometimes it’s a story about a time I fell off a lighthouse, sometimes it’s books I like, sometimes it’s diving way too deep into an episode of a TV show no one’s ever heard of—but it is always, always worthless trash.