Andrea Hoffmann

What are the Chances? | Andrea Hoffmann | Substack

by Andrea Hoffmann

About Andrea Hoffmann

Midlife is no time for seriousness

Between managing hormones on the fritz, teenage attitudes, aging parents, zero patience for nonsense or idiocy, jeans that shrank overnight, and kale, midlife is One. Big. Cluster.

It’s too ridiculous not to snort-laugh and maybe pee a little from time to time.

Nobody warned me. I feel like they should’ve warned me.