About gene weingarten
Welcome to The Gene Pool. It would be customary to tell you why you absolutely need to splash around with me here, but you don't. Let's face it, there are things you need more: Requited love, an end to existential psychic pain, a reliable method of scratching the geometric center of your back...
Is there anything you can get of greater value than me that also costs only $1. 15 a week? You could buy 5 and a half of those sallow, bland orange "circus peanuts" candies.