The Borowitz Report

About The Borowitz Report

“There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ” —Will Rogers

Hello!

If you’re meeting me for the first time, I’m Andy Borowitz, a writer and comedian. I live in New Hampshire with my wife, daughter, and two dogs named Cookie and Mousse. I’m not posting a photo of the dogs because if I did you’d want to subscribe to their newsletter instead of mine.

I’ve been writing satirical news since I was eighteen.

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