About Mike Oppenheim
Hi.
I’m Mike Oppenheim and I’m here to help you think and laugh. I offer fiction, essays, music, videos, and podcasts that take your worldview grokability to the speed of light so you can become I forget what I was saying but I remembered to type how fun.
I write weekly, fun essays for You Are Here, including:
How To Deal with People Who Are Saying Silly Things and Asking To Be Taken Seriously
Vaginas Can’t Aim
The Time I Went on a Date with a Homeless Woman
I’ve published five novels:
Dysfunction (2010)
Baby Doll (The Book, (2012)
Too True to be Good (2017)
The Apology (2021)
Ardor (2023)
I also have a podcast, Coffin Talk, in which I ask humans how “The Meaning of Death” affects the way they live their life. It’s the most successful thing I’ve ever done, which surprises me. A lot!