About Dad on the Rocks
Welcome to Dad on the Rocks
This is not a parenting advice blog. This is a parenting survival log—served with a cocktail.
I’m Cory. I’m a dad, stepdad, husband, professional meltdown negotiator, and someone who occasionally stares into the fridge like it holds life’s answers.
Dad on the Rocks is my attempt to capture the hilarious, chaotic, sometimes soul-crushing reality of modern fatherhood—with brutal honesty, dark humor, and a custom drink recipe in every post to match the vibe.
Each story is based on real moments:
The blowouts that defy physics
The bedtime routines that turn into hostage situations
The quiet victories (like wiping only one butt today)
You won’t find parenting tips here.